it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
That’s whit at its finest.
Jesus Christ Superstar, do you think you’re what they say you are?
- Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
- Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med.
- Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
- Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
- Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
- Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
- Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
- Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more.
- Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
- Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
- Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
- Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
- Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
- Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
- Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh.
- Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
- Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
- Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
- Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
- Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
- Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
I believe that depression is a thief.
First it pickpockets your thoughts.
Then it steals your self esteem.
It robs you of healthy, happy relationships, until you’re all alone.
Soon enough, it is not you wearing depression, but depression wearing you.
You can’t recognize the stranger in the mirror. You don’t even know your own name, unless you cling on to “depressed” as part of it. Your identity is stolen, but at this point, you don’t even care. You exist but you don’t live.
But beyond the hurt and the pain I believe in the power and strength of the heart.
I believe in facing your demons head on, no matter how terrifying they seem; no matter how insignificant you feel.
Saving yourself instead of waiting for someone to come and do it for you.
Standing in front of the voices that say “You’re better off dead” and shouting back, “No I’m not!”
Because no matter how broken, tired, exhausted or empty life gets I will always remember the promise of tomorrow. I have faith in the next sunrise- another rotation of the earth.
I believe in myself and the heart that loyally beats 55 beats per minute, hour upon hour, day after day. Despite my temper, my lack of patience, and my habit of gossip, I know I can be loving and funny and compassionate and smart. I don’t have huge gifts to offer the world but I know I am not completely worthless.
Fighting to find the light within you, instead of waiting for it to come.
Though I will always have the tendency to get depressed, I know I can eradicate it with the light I have within. Because although I am not meant to live forever, I am meant to live right now. In this I believe.
My “In This I Believe” Speech (via sparklygains)